The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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