They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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