You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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