dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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