Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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