4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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