its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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