Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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