? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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