Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
my poor anus
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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