It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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