Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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