But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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