that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
4 words: hood of his car
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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