i don't like sucking hair
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
third nipple confirmed
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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