I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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