So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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