I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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