Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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