It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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