i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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