oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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