She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We had sex on a dog bed..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I see more hoeing in ur future
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