You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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