it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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