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• (312): View more from Illinois

  dude, your ex-bf is on match.com

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  details on that.

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  well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.

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  oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Since when do you jog?

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  Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.

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  I'm so proud of you.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.

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• (619): View more from California

  she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched

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• (310): View more from California

  Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity

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