i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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