You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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