ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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