So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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