a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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