Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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