It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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