Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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