we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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