We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
