whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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