I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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