apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
