i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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