I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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