ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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