Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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