Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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