This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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