The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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