How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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