We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Randomize
