party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Randomize
