Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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