i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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